Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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