A man penetrates another man.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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