- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Women's rights

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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