- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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