- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Jersey Shore.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Penis.

your mom was so fat that she died.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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