- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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