- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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