a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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