Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Your sex life.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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