- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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