What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

You having friends.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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