- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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