Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

hi

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...