- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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