Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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If youre African, why are you white?

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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