What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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kk

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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I like poop in my butt

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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hello

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What does? 42

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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