Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Stop. Seriously stop.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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