A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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I'm rick james bitch

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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