Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Anti Joke

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