Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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