Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's brown and sticky A stick

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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