- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

black people

What are annoying? Ads.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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