Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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autsim

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What did the old man say? Im old

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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