- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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