Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Racial Equality

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Tim likes girls

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Anti Joke

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