When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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