- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Mahmy

Your mom.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

haha

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Women's rights.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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