Beka has AIDS

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Albert your flies undone.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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