Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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