- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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