What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

dyslexic's Untie

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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