If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A American seeking into mexico

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

i killed my family

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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