- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

roak

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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