what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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women's rights

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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non poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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