- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Dumbledore dies.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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