Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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