Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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