- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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