My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Chris is hairy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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