What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Anti Joke

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