Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

thomas!!!!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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