- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is the difference?

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo