- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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