- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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