- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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