A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Charlie Sheen

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

i named my son Frodo because he was little

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

You sick fiend

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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