A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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