Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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pull my finger (farts)

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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