- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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