- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Guest what? Dog

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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